fired electricity generation has been
blamed for emitting Carbon monoxide (CO), Formaldehyde,
Methanol, Naphthalene and the carcinogene Toluene. Metals such as
Beryllium, Cadmium, Chromium, Cobalt, Copper, Iron, Lead, Magnesium,
Manganese, Phosphorus, Selenium, Silver, Arsenic and Mercury.
A SEFE wood fired
power station and YOU
We have scrapped
plans for a woodfired power station for the time being, but are still
hopefull of generous government subsidies to make this visionary project
worthwhile. While SEFE was rapped over the knuckles by the Australian Competition and Consumer
Commission and the Green Power accreditation authority for claiming that
we intended to produce “Green Power” from our power station, in the
longer term, these were minor set backs.
A small amount of dioxin never hurt anyone and we are
disgusted by the scare mongering of some of our opponents who claim
it will be harmful.
Similarly, who needs a penis anyway? Just
because heavy metal exposure has been
proven to cause penis deformities, we see no reason for greenies
to stand in the way of progress on this account.
Best news of all, SEFE
guarantees not to prosecute members of the public who choose to keep any
silver or other valuable metals that land on them. These are a free gift
from SEFE to Eden residents. Some may even view this as compensation for
those small minded troublemakers who object to having a penis deformity.
Only small amounts of rotten egg gas will be emitted
and Eden residents will probably only smell it when the wind is
Happily, some emitted metals are not just heavy, they are valuable.
Silver, for example, is worth about $30 an ounce.
The good news is that the power station and
the pellet plant are both on hold for now.
"Penis deformities are no reason for
greenies to stand in the way of progress."