This
site is satire and bears no resemblance to any real company |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Australia's leading exporter of native forest hardwood chips. |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Home Wood fired power station Order Security Quality Environmental Media Feedback Contact |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
CORPORATE
INFORMATION |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
After Tax profits in $A
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Environment and Markets In spite of some serious greenwashing by our parent company, Nippon Paper, SEFE has managed to shrug off most of the environmental reforms which have come along, both in Australia and in the Asia-Pacific market place. Our clever public relations practices ensure we are able to blame greenies for the increasing capilisation of the industry and invoke the welfare of our workforce to stop any reforms. We have even succeeded in conning the Japanese paper industry into believing that the shonky Australian Forestry Standard, devised by the mad former Australian Forestry Minister, Wilson Tuckey, is a reputable form of certification. We thus met the Nippon Paper policy of importing only ‘plantation’ or ‘certified’ chips by the year 2008.. Mind you, they were not too hard to convince: in January 2008 the President of Nippon Paper group was forced to offer his resignation after the company was found out for over stating the ratio of recycled content in a number of its paper products. Although the share price fell by 46% and Nippon was pilloried by the Paper Manufacturers Association, the Japanese government and industrial paper consumers, we offer our record in lying about our recycled content as evidence of the importance we place on recycling. We believe it is so important, we were prepared to lie for 13 years to delude the public and the industry into thinking we were good recyclers. Exports of woodchips in Green Metric Tonnes
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Make us an Offer! If you are a paper manufacturer with no environmental scruples about where your woodchips come from, we can help you. We are constantly on the lookout for new unscrupulous or gullible customers. We have made shipments to China, Taiwan, Korea and Indonesia and to other paper companies in Japan. Make us an offer! Our chips are among the cheapest in the Pacific and in Australia. The low price we can offer is made possible by extraordinarily low royalty payments charged by both Victorian and NSW State Governments. The royalty prices (payments for logs) are well below market rates and have made the Eden chips very competitive against higher priced plantation chips. |